I had real trouble getting a spoon out of the dishwasher.
How it got stuck up her butt I'd never know.
I’m Russian to the kitchen for a spoon 😂😂
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
My server slammed a glass of water down, tossed a spoon with a knife on the table and stomped off back to the kitchen. I pondered about their attitude for a moment and then it hit me...
They just didn't give a fork...
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
When I graduated culinary school my parents gave me a gold-plated spoon.
It was a stirring tribute.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
What's the best type of spoon.
Eating life with a big spoon
She asked if I wanted to spoon.
I always spoon a woman after I fork them
I guess I'm just knife like that.
It’s Reese with her spoon
Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.
I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
My son thinks it's getting to me when he complains about me serving his scrambled eggs with a spoon.
But, I just don't give a fork.
I ate a spoon of food color
Captain Kirk finally came up with a name for his invention: a cross between a hose nozzle, a spoon, and a fork.
He called it Mister Spork.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
What did the knife robber say to the spoon
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
How do you call clothings for spoons?
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Had to my dinner with just a knife and spoon last night...
It wasn't easy, but that's a fork-gone conclusion.
This bread recipe said to combine all ingredients with a spoon, or if you prefer, use your hands.
I felt there was no knead
My wife was hassling me because I was eating my ravioli with a spoon.
I told her to get the fork away from me.
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
Girlfriend while washing dishes: Damn tea spoons! They're always causing shit!
Me: I guess you could call them little stirrers
You'd think it would bother me that my son complains I always serve his scrambled eggs with a spoon.
But, I just don't give a fork.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
Why does Lex Luthor carry around a gun & a spoon wherever he goes??
In case he ever meets soup or man
What happens when you put a metal spoon in microwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ujktxYEUM
Woke up and told my wife that 'we don't spoon enough'.
'Do you know why I love spooning?' I asked.
'No, why?' she replied.
'Because spooning leads for forking.'
I heard her eyes roll.
My cheese spoon is coming home!
My old roommate moved out and accidentally absconded with my cheese spoon. She is coming back to my home-state and wrote this on my facebook wall.
Friend: Guess who else is coming back to CO- your cheese spoon! It's been on two continents and eight states in the last 8 months. It's coming back with a broader world perspective, but it's still the same spoon.
My Response: Perfect! Because all the cheese I eat is also cultured!
I will update if I get any wonderful eye-rolling responses.
Spoon Dad on: Under Armor
My friend got a small cup with a spoon handle for her birthday.
She really liked it.
I said it was just her cup of tea.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
If you lick the icing off a spoon...
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