Why did the Soviet Army have many good snipers?
Coz they were all marxmen.
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In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
Because they kept Stalin π€ π€ π€
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I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
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Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What do you call a soviet sniper?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
If pronouncing my Bβs as Vβs makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?
Unnecessary Marx and Engels.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why are the soviets so quick at doing their work?
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
If talking about socialism alienates some of my friends, then Soviet.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call a Russian wedding?
A Soviet Union.
(I got this idea from a meme)
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︎ Mar 30 2021
History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Does this pun believe here ?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Change my mind
Russian weddings should be called the Soviet Union
(:
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︎ Mar 30 2021
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What is the difference between Russian roulette and Soviet roulette?
In Soviet roulette everyone dies equally
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Mikhail Gorbachev started an anti-alcohol campaign in USSR in 1980s. People went crazy because of the restrictions on selling of alcohol. An old Soviet joke went like this:
βA disaffected and angry citizen, fed up of standing in lines for vodka, decided to go assassinate Gorbachev. He soon came back and ruefully reported that the lines to assassinate Gorbachev were even longer than the lines for vodka.β
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(Insert soviet anthem here)
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︎ Nov 09 2019
In Soviet Russia, all the letters are small
Because they're not capitalized
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︎ Mar 24 2020
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Putin the title
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Went to my dateβs house after dinner last night and saw she had a Soviet flag covering the entire wall
I knew that was a big red flag
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
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︎ Jul 01 2019
What did the Soviet soldier say to his friend when he saw a German plane approaching?
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Soviet Shoenion
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︎ Sep 20 2019
If we canβt stop communism then Soviet
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︎ Apr 28 2019
I heard the USSR is reforming
And theyβll be calling themselves the Soviet Reunion
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︎ Jan 31 2021
In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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︎ Jun 05 2019
The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect
He was Russian to the Finnish line
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What's a Soviet Russians Favourite unit of time?
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Whoβs responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
If pronouncing my Bs as Vs makes me Russian
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︎ Mar 12 2021
If pronouncing my 'b's' as 'v's' makes me sound Russian....
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︎ Jan 31 2021
If pronouncing by b's like v's makes me sound Russian, then Soviet.
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If pronouncing by b's like v's makes me sound Russian, then Soviet.
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