Coz they were all marxmen.
Because they kept Stalin π€ π€ π€
Too many red flags.
They were called ours
They were all excellent at marxmanship
A marxman.
Unnecessary Marx and Engels.
Because they are russian
They were Stalin.
A Soviet Union.
(I got this idea from a meme)
They really went bunkers
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
Russian weddings should be called the Soviet Union
(:
The red flags were everywhere.
In Soviet roulette everyone dies equally
βA disaffected and angry citizen, fed up of standing in lines for vodka, decided to go assassinate Gorbachev. He soon came back and ruefully reported that the lines to assassinate Gorbachev were even longer than the lines for vodka.β
Because they're not capitalized
One Buck.
Because they're always Russian.
I knew that was a big red flag
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
There were red flags all over the place
βStuka blyatβ
A ,rade.
Because they love Stalin
And theyβll be calling themselves the Soviet Reunion
He was Russian to the Finnish line
Hours
Everyone. They all share the blame.
Then soviet.
Then Soviet
Then soviet.
....then Soviet.
