my father gifted me a car made in Soviet Union..
It was only two strokes so needless to say it kept Stalin..
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︎ Oct 09 2022
My friend is a Communist and has a giant Soviet flag.
As a capatalist, that's a big red flag for me.
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︎ Oct 30 2022
If pronouncing my b's as V's makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Jan 11 2023
It's interesting to see that the Soviets were progressing...
...even though they were Stalin
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︎ Sep 24 2022
Russian wedding be like this
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︎ Dec 29 2022
We should have been able to predict the fall of the Soviet Union a lot sooner.
There were a lot of red flags.
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︎ Dec 19 2021
What did they call Mai Tais in the Soviet Union?
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︎ Aug 15 2022
When the Soviet Union dissolved, Mikhail Gorbachev settled in metro Moscow and started a shopping center demolition company
When the company would bid on projects and win contracts, his clients would call his office and say, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this mall."
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Don't Russian to things to soon.
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︎ Sep 18 2022
What breed of cat was the first sent to space by the soviets?
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︎ Jul 08 2022
Putin plans
Putin has announced plans to recapture The whole of Ukraine, Moldova, Belarus, Poland and other Eastern European countries- heβs having a Soviet Reunion.
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︎ Dec 30 2022
What Disney movie was allowed in the Soviet Union?
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︎ Jun 06 2022
The Soviet Commissars, Ivanka and Rudolph were peering out into the dark from their Kremlin windows, unable to determine whether it was pouring or sleeting. Finally, Ivanka's insistence that it was sleet forced her comrade to loudly proclaim...
..."Rudolph. the Red knows rain, dear!"
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︎ Jun 19 2022
Why do Soviets always write in lower-case?
Because they hate Capitalism.
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︎ Feb 19 2022
I had this great joke about the Soviet Union...
But it just fell apart in the end.
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︎ Mar 06 2022
What is a Russian Wedding called?
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︎ Dec 29 2022
I painted a teapot with the face of a Soviet-era chess grandmasterβ¦
For whenever I feel like a Karpov tea.
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︎ May 01 2022
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Why were many Soviets in a hurry?
Because they were Russian.
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︎ Jan 02 2022
In soviet Russia, invasion campaign topples you!
(Because Putin is likely to lose his seat for attempting to invade a sovereign nation. Will be more relevant after this happens.)
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︎ Feb 28 2022
In Soviet Union
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︎ Dec 11 2021
On Christmas in the Soviet Union
On Christmas in the Soviet Union, it was a very misty day. Sometimes the mist would be so thick that it was almost like rain. In the town square a couple were having an argument on if this weather would be considered rain or not. To settle the dispute the husband said they should ask the Town Guard, Rudolf. His wife, not thinking Rudolf would be much help asks "Why him? What does he know about rain?"
To which the husband replies "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear"
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︎ Dec 26 2021
I once dated a heavy supporter of the Soviet Union (spoilers)
It didn't work out. There were red flags everywhere.
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︎ Nov 27 2021
Why wasn't the Soviet Union Counting Stars?
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︎ Oct 16 2021
What did the soviet say when he was caught in traffic?
It is a good thing I'm not Russian.
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︎ Sep 29 2021
An acquaintance of mine died by choking on a piece of chicken
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︎ Jul 07 2022
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
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︎ Dec 02 2020
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
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︎ May 12 2021
What's the difference between a Soviet soldier and a fish?
The fish lasts longer in it's tank
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︎ Jun 17 2021
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
If talking about socialism alienates some of my friends, then Soviet.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?
Unnecessary Marx and Engels.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
(Insert soviet anthem here)
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What do you call a soviet sniper?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I hear Russia started an offensive against Ukrainian wheat fields.
They're taking them with a grain assault.
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︎ Aug 17 2022
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
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︎ Jul 01 2019
If we canβt stop communism then Soviet
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I predicted the fall of the Soviet Union.
There were a lot of red flags.
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︎ Apr 20 2022
If pronouncing my Bβs as Vβs makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
Because they kept Stalin π€ π€ π€
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︎ Feb 17 2021
If pronouncing by b's like v's makes me sound Russian, then Soviet.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
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