A soup pun
I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.
When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".
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︎ Dec 05 2014
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
There a hair in my soup
Waiter: hi what can i get you?
Dad: ill have the rabbit stew
Waiter: only if you promise not to say"theres a hare in my soup"
Dad: ill have the chicken then
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I tried to give the Uber Eats driver another tip for my Vietnamese soup.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
My friend asked me if I wanted to go to a Vietnamese Soup-Making Demonstration
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Needed some soup to braise my pork
Unfortunately the supermarket was out of stock.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Whatβs a Tauntaunβs favorite Chinese soup?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
The Soup Dragon rules!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Soup
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you call a person who made a painting with soup?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
How much did the soup weigh?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Whatβs a soup that makes you think a lot?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Did you hear about this new soup that's highly in demand?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why is haunted soup the best?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Youβve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for....
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What does a duck put in itβs soup?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I was at a restaurant the other day and ordered the Oasis soup because
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday
And this morning I had a huge vowel movement.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Tonight Iβm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really, really good?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Thin soup
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︎ May 16 2020
The soup's gone bad.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
*Snail soup*
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︎ Jul 07 2020
When I was little my parents always have me alphabet soup claiming that I liked it but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and theyβd insist that I liked it
But I didnβt! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!
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︎ Aug 04 2020
How do you make golden soup?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Whatβs the opposite of soup?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I seen my father pouring chicken soup over his compost yesterday
I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil
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︎ Jul 20 2020
How do you make trash soup?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Iβve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
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