Whatβs the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they're standing too.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing βDonβt stop Believingβ.
It was an unexpected Journey.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Someone asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Two people are at someone's funeral
The host asks the guest,
"Would you like to say a word?"
The guest than goes up than says,
"Bargain"
The host starts crying and says,
"That means a great deal."
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Someone asked me to name a greater philosopher than Nietzsche.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Someone fell into the Nile river
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Someone stole the harnesses at the canine facility last night...
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
If you ever need someone who's terrible at hiding
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︎ Dec 06 2020
If your in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and someone's asleep in the top bunk,
Does that mean you're under a rest?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!
I mean, how low can you go?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Someone asked the worldβs smartest scientist when the pandemic would be over...π€
And the worldβs smartest scientist replied, βI cannot say, Iβm not a politician.β
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Someone once asked if I ever played the violin
I told him that I had fiddled with it
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︎ Dec 05 2020
When someone sees you with Apple product.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Someone asked Treebeard if he was proficient with Microsoft Office.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic πΈ
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Someone: I like your name!
Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Someone stole my Tesla...
Does that make it an Edison?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Today I came across a note on my table signed by someone called Cayman-
I was pretty sure that he Cayman left
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ (the multiplication symbol) meant...
It really is a sign of the times.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
When someone gifts you a watch
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Today someone hit me with a baguette
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don't know how to feel about that.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
A man asks a police officer if itβs a crime to throw sodium chloride in someoneβs eyes
Officer: βYes, thatβs assault!β
Man: βI know itβs a salt, but is it a crime?β
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How do you keep someone in suspense?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Me everytime someone asks for help
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Someone stole my toilet.
A detective came to the house, but he found nothing to go on.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I am convinced that my friend helped someone steal one of my gloves.
He definitely had a hand in it.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
When you meet someone with the same name as you!
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I went to subway and accidentally stole someone's lunch.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
A man was just attacked by someone holding a compass
He didn't know where to turn, before things went south.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Someone stole my oven
I'm quite deranged over it
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︎ Nov 19 2020
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Someone called me fat
But did I get mad? No, I was the bigger man.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My neighbor spent all day laying sod in his front garden, then last night, someone stole it!
Heβs outside now, looking forlornβ¦
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Itβs actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
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