What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they're standing too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing β€œDon’t stop Believing”.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night

Cops have nothing to go on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterwill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy

How low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Someone asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall

I said maybe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessConsuela_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.

I was like well damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Branith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!

I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Two people are at someone's funeral

The host asks the guest, "Would you like to say a word?" The guest than goes up than says, "Bargain" The host starts crying and says, "That means a great deal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenDinaa__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Someone asked me to name a greater philosopher than Nietzsche.

I. Kant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twilling8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Someone fell into the Nile river

he was a Ghana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nl35091
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Someone stole the harnesses at the canine facility last night...

Police have no leads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Someone who likes playing racing games online is...

an eraser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Someone asked if there is a local chess club?

Let me check....mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brucejewce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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If you ever need someone who's terrible at hiding

You know where I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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If your in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and someone's asleep in the top bunk,

Does that mean you're under a rest?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Br4ve_He4rt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!

I mean, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"

"Nobody knows."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Someone asked the world’s smartest scientist when the pandemic would be over...πŸ€”

And the world’s smartest scientist replied, β€œI cannot say, I’m not a politician.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awake1inadream
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Someone once asked if I ever played the violin

I told him that I had fiddled with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darhkling
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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When someone sees you with Apple product.

iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Someone asked Treebeard if he was proficient with Microsoft Office.

He said he was ExcelEnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_goldn_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸

Ever thought about that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HMK360
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Someone: I like your name!

Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Logandalf2002
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Someone stole my Tesla...

Does that make it an Edison?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Today I came across a note on my table signed by someone called Cayman-

I was pretty sure that he Cayman left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotterMessi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Does anyone know if doctors could take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?

Ass skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjambo1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Yesterday I met someone who didn't know what Γ— (the multiplication symbol) meant...

It really is a sign of the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPeepsle12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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When someone gifts you a watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Today someone hit me with a baguette

De pain was real

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tliteratesims
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don't know how to feel about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westtxfun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes

Officer: β€œYes, that’s assault!”

Man: β€œI know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How do you keep someone in suspense?

By doing the following:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kappro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Me everytime someone asks for help
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingDaedalus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Someone stole my toilet.

A detective came to the house, but he found nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I am convinced that my friend helped someone steal one of my gloves.

He definitely had a hand in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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When you meet someone with the same name as you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I went to subway and accidentally stole someone's lunch.

Whoops wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RihhamDaMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A man was just attacked by someone holding a compass

He didn't know where to turn, before things went south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IJustJason
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose

But it's snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Someone stole my oven

I'm quite deranged over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?

To the I.C.U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtybirdal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Someone called me fat

But did I get mad? No, I was the bigger man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My neighbor spent all day laying sod in his front garden, then last night, someone stole it!

He’s outside now, looking forlorn…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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It’s actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.

It’s assault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watanabelover69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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