He’s now a seasoned veteran
He wonders "What's stigmata with him?"
...that before I can run, I need to learn to March first.
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
In a press conference he said “I am not 0K”
It was littering.
Kernel
It was a waist of time...
It was a hard pill to swallow.
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
It runs in your jeans.
I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
But they’re a solid number 2.
They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!
A good retirement plan.
Solid, liquid and gas
They are tough to hold in.
She told me to PUTIN but I dont know why I kept STALIN
My job was getting harder & harder.
I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.
That was a trip down memory lane.
Somewhere over the rainbow
When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.
We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"
Que the groan.
I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".
It was a hard pill to swallow.
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
