It's been very busy at work and everyone is stress eating. A lot of us are snacking on Doritos and I know exactly why
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My wife keeps snacking in bed.
To be honest, it is a pretty crummy situation.
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︎ Dec 09 2017
Snack puns
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︎ Dec 05 2013
Daughter: Dad, can you pause the movie so I can grab a snack.
Dad: (grabs the cats paws and pushes them) Sorry, I'm pushing pause but it's not working!
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︎ May 06 2021
Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What is a ducks favorite snack?
Cheese and quackers
(My kid made that up last night)
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︎ May 11 2021
Just looking for a light snack...
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
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︎ May 19 2021
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My German Shepherd asked me for a snack
At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What kind of snacks do firefighters eat?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My son is getting so fat, I've decided to put all his favourite snacks at a place he can't reach.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didnβt offer me any
Itβs like he didnβt even carrot all
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Whatβs a dragons favorite snack?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What is a skeleton's favorite snack?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What is a duck's favorites snack ?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighborsβ¦ One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacksβ¦ Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says βMy wifeβs an angel
I said, βyouβre lucky β mine is still aliveβ¦β
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What is it called when you drop your snack
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
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︎ Aug 02 2020
When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?
When everybody Layβs their chips on the table.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What is ducks favorite snack?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Dog wanted a spicy snack...
...So he got some hot treatos π₯π₯π₯
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call French dog snacks?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Whatβs a computers faveourite snack?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
When a giraffe eats a snack
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Context: My username is Fistik
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What happens when you have half your snack...
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, youβre making me hungry
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︎ Mar 25 2020
What snack always beats video game levels?
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︎ May 31 2020
Fun Fact For The Day...
When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
A Festive Snack
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