I cut my finger while slicing cheese.
My GF was slicing tomatoes...
One of them slipped off the cutting board onto the floor and she gasped in surprise.
I asked her what happened and she said "one of my tomatoes is trying to get away"
So of course I replied "Well did you ketchup to it?" And then I giggled for the rest of the evening.
I cut my finger slicing cheese...
I think I might have grater problems.
Why are Republicans persuading people to stop slicing their parmesan cheese?
Because they want to make America grate again.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
Gambling where the wager is a pepperoni slice
Playing with a pizza chit
What happens when you eat 3.14 slices of pizza?
You get really full.
What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
What do ducks like to eat with sliced cheese?
Trick question, they are actually quacktose intolerant
This pun is a Cut above the rest
What has apples and 3.14 slices?
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
I went to the deli the other day to get sliced turkey, but I was upset when I got there,
because everyone else before me went ham on it.
Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...
but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/
What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
Why is shredding cheese better than sliced cheese?
Because it went through a cheese greater!
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.
We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on.
Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear.
The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine.
How can you tell we asked.
Cos mine had a pencil behind it!
What do call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot?
What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
What do you call a slice of pizza that’s a jerk?
I rarely put orange slices in my beer.
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
A blonde orders a pizza and the waiter asks if she would like it cut into 6 or 12 pieces.
"6 please. I could never eat 12."
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
I had a stack of 52 slices of toast this morning.
I ate an entire deck of carbs!
I accidentally cut myself while slicing up a block of cheese.
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $2.00, a slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.50...
The Pie-rates of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it costs $2.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie is 2.50 in Jamaica. It $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rate of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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