A list of puns related to "Thin slicing"
Me: You've heard of Murphy's Law, right?
Mum: Yeah.
Me: What is it?
Mum: It's to do with bad luck.
Me: Cool, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Mum: No. What is it?
Me: It's thinly sliced cabbage
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
1. Thermodynamics - energy cannot be created or destroyed
2. Murphy’s - anything that can go wrong will
3. Cole’s - thinly sliced cabbage
Dad: “Have you hear of Murphy’s Law?”
Unsuspecting Victim: “Yes”
Dad: “Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”
Unsuspecting Victim: “No”
Dad: “It is thinly sliced cabbage”
Depends how thinly you slice them.
It's thinly sliced cabbage. Sometime with vinaigrette and mayonnaise.
So my wife was rooting through my desk to get an envelope and stumbled across one of her Christmas presents that I hadn't wrapped yet. I told her that she's bad for snooping and that I would have to send it back.
Due to recent environmental regulations and the price of coal, it is no longer given to naughty people for Christmas. Instead you get a cabbage. It will come thinly sliced with mayonnaise.
This is known as Coal's Law.
"That was the whole setup wasn't it for that line"
Their names where Jerry, Bryon, and Cole.
Jerry: You know what's Muphry's Law right? What can happen will happen?
Jerry: You know what Cole's Law is?
Bryon: Wait what's that?
Jerry: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Shoutout to /r/Squaredcirlce.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
It's a side dish made from thinly sliced cabbage.
Son: Yeah I've heard of it.
Dad: Okay, how about Cole's Law?
Son: No, what is it?
Dad: Thinly sliced Cabbage!
Me: yes? Dad: how about Cole’s law Me: no what’s that Dad: its a bunch of very thinly sliced cabbage
“Yeah, i think so..”
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole’s Law?
“No, what’s that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Delicious, thinly sliced cabbage.
“Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?”
“Have you heard of Cole’s Law?”
“It’s thinly sliced cabbage”
Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Me: Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Correct, have you heard of Cole's Law?
Me: No, what's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.
It's thinly sliced cabbage!
"Yeah"
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage with a bit of mayonnaise...."
"Yeah, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
Thinly sliced cabbage.
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong Have you ever heard of coles law? It's just thinly sliced cabbage
Scientists claim it to be considered, "thinly sliced cabbage"
Thinly sliced cabbage.
It's thinly sliced cabbage with dressing.
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