Short Temper Puns

A list of puns related to "Short Temper"

What do you call a German foodie with a short temper? A real sauerkraut.
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👤︎ u/athei-nerd
📅︎ Oct 09 2016
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Why was the short tempered doctor given a raise?

Because he was always the first to run out of patients.

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👤︎ u/Arborgarbage
📅︎ May 22 2019
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short-tempered doctors are either really angry or really bad.

because they lack patience

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👤︎ u/disc0_ninja
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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My sword doesn't weigh much.

Its my light saber

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👤︎ u/WaidWilsen
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Idea for a short-tempered female super villian.....

....Ovary-axe

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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Hot headed midget.

Short temper.

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👤︎ u/MrVegano
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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"Stop making fun of my height."

I'm sorry. I didn't know you had such a short temper.

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👤︎ u/Miggitman
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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👤︎ u/mynameismonkey
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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This tiny sword keeps getting angry with me.

It must be short tempered.

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👤︎ u/KyleMistry
📅︎ Sep 25 2013
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