A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar in London and orders a drink. He quickly downs it and says to the bartender "keep 'em coming, I'll need a few"

"Rough day at work?" The bartender asks

"You have no idea" the man replies.

"What is it that you do, if I may ask?"

"I work at Buckingham palace, tending to the royal corgis"

"Oh? That does sound like a demanding job"

"Extremely" the man says "generations of inbreeding have led to short tempers and low intelligence"

"Sounds awful" says the bartender

"Yep, and the dogs aren't much fun either"

👍︎ 20
💬︎
📅︎ Oct 30 2022
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.