My wife has been telling me to put a stop to my animal impressions for a while now. Today, she furiously told to me stop a flamingo impression I had been practicing for a while now.
I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.
Furiously honks car horn in the middle of no where without a car in sight.
Kids: looks up from their phones, “why did you do that for?”
Dad: “to scare away the elephants!”
Kids: “what elephants?!!”
Dad: “see it’s working!”
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
So a council meeting involving a large sum of employees were under major stress on what to call their restaurant. The team leader was furiously dissatisfied and screamed:
I'm so furious about my postmans route that I pull my hair out
I call it mail pattern baldness
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
The 10th Fast and Furious film should be called...
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes topless in the garden.
Personally,I’m on the fence.
Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
They say John Cena's in the new fast and furious movie
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now it’s just water under the fridge...
The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker
How do you make pirate furious?
My wife got FURIOUS with me for having no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
My wife is furious at me for throwing a snowball at my son.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
Which field do furious farmers work in?
I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today....
Universal just announced the name of the next fast and furious movie!
It's called "fast 10: your seatbelts".
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious,
But the spoilers ruined it for me.
Saw Han making his comeback in the new Fast & Furious 9 trailer
I bet none of the ladies are going to Wuhan
What do you call a biblical character in Fast and Furious?
There making so many Fast'n Furious movies so they can make Fast10 your seatbelts
My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
My wife is furious at my rare penny collection.
She says it completely lacks common cents.
My dad was furious when I asked him if he could hand me a bookmark
After 23 years you would think I would learn that his name was actually David.
I heard a friend spreading nasty rumours about me, so I went over furious and said...
I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies
My wife warned me that if I take another picture of her, she’ll be furious.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
My wife gets furious at me because of the way I face the toilet paper, but I told her I can’t help it.
My wife is furious that I don’t clean the coffee from the machine after I am done with it.
What's it called when a bunch of obese people have a drag race?
The 10th film for The Fast and Furious was just announced
And its called "Fast Ten, Your Seatbelt"
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.
Personally, I’m on the fence.
My wife is furious at our nextdoor neighbour that sunbathes topless....
Personally I'm on the fence
Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10
It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"
What’s Fast and the furious 10 going to be called?
My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathers topless in her backyard.
Personally, I'm on the fence.
The next Fast & Furious should be called, "Fast10: Your Seat Belts"
I figured out what the next fast and furious movie will be called
Did you see that Fast and Furious movie coming out?
It will be the fuel-good movie of the year.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard
Personally, I'm on the fence
I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious, but the spoilers ruined it for me.
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard.
Personally, I’m on the fence.
Got the perfect title for the 10th fast and furious movie.
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