Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
This fan has been here for 3 weeks and still not shipped
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Someone shipped me a box of essential oils
And now I have a case of the vapors
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What would happen if I ordered a hatchet from Europe and had it shipped?
I could have a foreign axe sent.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My dad told me my new toaster oven had shipped...
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︎ Sep 12 2013
What do you call a small insect which lived at the docks that's being shipped to another country because it is no longer important?
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Dad just got a soldering iron shipped to him and made the best out of the name
http://imgur.com/c4iw3Mh
Upon seeing the product, he said:
"Wow, these soldering iron products have come a Long Wei."
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︎ Jun 20 2014
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The ship is from Japan
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Three men were onboard a ship playing dice on deck when the oldest man angrily jumped off the front of the boat. The younger man said..
You keeled my father. Prepare two die.
*I sent this to my brother and he replies: Was his name Inyougo?
^(What a freaking professional)
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
It must be tough working in the shipping and receiving department of a zoo.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Ship Captain: Guys, I need help. I donβt remember how to write 2 in Roman numerals.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I recently watched a documentary on how ships are made
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Why did the shark eat the ship?
...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.
My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What used to be a nazi dictator ship other than germany?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
After eating da ship, da sea monster said, Me canβt believe Me ate da hull fing.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why is their ship called 3.14?
Because they are Ο-rates.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Man: Iβm so sorry Iβm late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear about the Norwegian barcodes they are putting on ships
They put them there so they can scanthenavyin
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︎ Dec 01 2020
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captainβs birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, βArrr! That was a costly mistake...β
βWe lost a lot of doubloons.β
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did the shipβs cat use instead of a litter box?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
How does an intellectual pirate board a ship?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I have a ship named 3.14
Itβll be full of pi-rates.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Beach
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why does Norway and Swedenβs navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Canβt take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
How did one duck bring down an entire ship?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Where was the captain sent after he hit another ship?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why do pirate ships go so fast?
Because theyβre hauling booty
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What Did The Bavarian Say To His Crew When The Ship Had A Leak?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.
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︎ May 19 2020
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Every year hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime schoolβ¦
β¦never to be heard from againβ¦
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︎ Jul 11 2017
Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?
So they can just Scandinavian
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︎ Nov 22 2020
After eating the ship, the sea monster said,
I canβt believe I ate the hull thing.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Why do Swedish ships have barcodes?
So they can scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Why is that ship called 3.14?
Because itβs filled with Ο-rates.
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