Are you seriously over the moon?
If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What a breadful incident! Seriously dough, I hope they get batter soon.
To the people who don't take the fear of clowns seriously...
Coulrophobia is no laughing matter.
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...
...and if I can’t sue Ez, can Al?
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.
Seriously guys. Take your Christmas lights down.
Christmas was literally last year.
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
Did you notice that people started taking the looters & rioters seriously once New York was hit?
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
Last month my doctor told me, "Bob, this is seriously urgent. You really have to start drinking less vodka."
I've been out to at least 40 different bars since then, but no one seems to carry that brand. Anyone know where to find it?
Finding Nemo was good but seriously talking animals?!
The premise, the movie, Nemo, it was a little fishy.
Egg: If you take me seriously, you'll leave my shell intact and not remove my whites. Me: *Breaks Egg and removes whites*
I seriously have to stop dropping things.
It’s really been getting out of hand.
Why don't I take fibre seriously?
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
Flat earthers don't take this pandemic seriously.
They have no grasp on the gravity of the situation.
I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife, but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out...
...I’m just after my money.
My 10yo boy seriously thought I'm an atheist.
Because I was born in the 80's and that makes me an eightieist.
//I'm not making this up.
don't take life too seriously,
because you will never get out of it alive.
Seriously that's a lot of pussy for one guy
Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
Seriously, Wtf happened to this Sub?
(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
Okay, seriously people, calm down. There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 120 mph, over twice the legal speed limit. Just pass me already.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
I seriously considered becoming a chiropractor.
But it sounded like back breaking work.
Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty
Frankenstein enters a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
I'm concerned people aren't staying in and taking the whole stay at home order seriously
Car dealerships have more cars in their lots than ever!
I hate reading puns about herbs. Seriously! They are such a waste of thyme...
Back in the old days you could send whatever you wanted to, to someone and they’d take you seriously, they’d believe you cause
What do you call atoms without a sense of humor? Answer seriously.
This is no laughing matter.
This morning at breakfast, my dad looked at us very seriously and said, “It hurts me when I say this..”
..”But I have a sore throat.”
Seriously, children are not allowed in this thread
Seriously. It's too long.
I seriously cannot believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick
Seriously, how low can you go?
This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.
I think I'll try the meatball next time.
But seriously what would life have been like without furniture?
There wouldn't be a chair in the World.
I seriously have to stop dropping things.
It’s really getting out of hand.
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