The Buddha struggled with sending emails
He was always leaving his attachments behind.
I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”
I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
My fucking dad was sending me some credentials, and he attached this photo with it.... Sorry if this doesn't fit here.
I’m thinking of ending my book with God sending a letter to the main character.
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
I’m thinking about sending my mailing labels to private school.
Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.
[In court] Judge: After seeing all the evidence, I am sending you to jail.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off
I think they're stalking me
Conversation with dad after sending picture of baby elephant:
Me: I know that you love your elephants
Dad: If I could afford to get one.....
Me: Haha. I know you would. They grow up to eat a LOT though
Dad: I can see it now, Mom and I are old, can hardly see, no license. Get out the 'ol elephant and go shopping.😎
Would be plenty of room for groceries and stuff. Elephants have large trunks...
Congress is sending cows into space again...
It’s the herd shot round the world.
I think it will be an udder disappointment.
When they land we will all have ground beef.
- dad shooting from the 3 point line 💁🏻♂️
I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.
They need to get their fax straight.
When sending files through email to my students I never send more than one per email
Soo they don't get two attached
Sending germs to the underground
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
My friend keeps sending me bird puns.
He doesn't realise toucan play that game
A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.
Police are still combing the area.
A family of buffalo are sending their boy off to kindergarten. The teary-eyed mom is hugging her kid.
Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
Someone keeps sending me roses with the heads cut off
I think I'm being stalked.
I keep accidentally sending my friends the same memes over and over again
I think I have short term meme-ory loss
I received this joke in the mail and now I'm sending it out to you guys.
So for the past several days, I've been sending my friend a dad joke per day. I hoped at least one would make him laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
(And yes, I really did, just to make this joke to him. The resulting groan was worth the ten-day setup :p)
My friend keeps sending me random stickers in iMessage. She needs to stop Quidding around.
What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?
My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.
https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9
Who said sending letters was girly?
It's more mail than you think.
I'm planning on sending an incredibly groan inducing dad joke to a friend every day for a couple weeks. Suggestions? The cornier the better.
Elon Musk sending his Tesla in to space will probably be the best car launch ever.
I bet his competitors will be annoyed at how much they need to lift their game.
My friend: "Tried sending my dad a cool picture, this is his response."
I heard Elon Musk is sending his personal Tesla to Mars
He is planning to leave it in a parking orbit.
My boss reminded me to spellcheck for an important email I was sending out.
The government is planning on sending citizens letters packed in dry ice.
It's a new form of subliminal messaging.
Sending this card to my father, the master of all dad jokes!
Saw this card in the store the other day and thought it'd be the perfect thing for him!
Sending the kids off
So we are talking on the phone and the kids are fussing in the background.
My wife says, "ok, i have to address these kids."
And i say... "Ok, let me know their new zipcode"
...im getting old man
Did you hear NASA is sending cows to space?
They're really raising the steaks
Was sending my dad a picture from r/dadjokes when he dropped this on me
My dad started sending dad jokes through texts...
http://imgur.com/gallery/fJLj4zL/new
Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off
I think I’m being stalked
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