Then I learned sign language
He was always leaving his attachments behind.
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”
I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
I think they're stalking me
They need to get their fax straight.
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
I think I'm being stalked.
I think I have short term meme-ory loss
It's a repost.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
(And yes, I really did, just to make this joke to him. The resulting groan was worth the ten-day setup :p)
Pin drop silence
https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9
I bet his competitors will be annoyed at how much they need to lift their game.
It's a new form of subliminal messaging.
Saw this card in the store the other day and thought it'd be the perfect thing for him!
So we are talking on the phone and the kids are fussing in the background. My wife says, "ok, i have to address these kids."
And i say... "Ok, let me know their new zipcode"
...im getting old man
I think I’m being stalked
