Someone tried to sell me a coffin today
I said that's the last thing I need
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
I decided to sell my vacuum...
It was only collecting dust.
So I've decided to start a new company that sells fans
Why couldn't moses sell all his beer?
Well let's just say hebrew too much.
Looking to sell my DeLorean...
...I’ve only driven it from time to time.
The guy at the hardware store tried to sell me a 500 ft spool of rope for $2, but I refused.
Warning: Do not buy tickets for the Eskimo lottery - they will sell you the ticket but they only pay out to native Eskimos.
You've got to be Inuit to win it
What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
Why do they sell candles with lids?
I'm sick and tired of people coming into my house, trying to sell me books, and then just marching out and leaving the door wide open.
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
Because of his enormous debt, Old McDonald has to sell his farm.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
Woman to Butcher: People who sell meat are gross...
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Hershey’s and Ikea have joined together to sell a chocolate pet.
Just picked up a Kït Kaát. Now to put it together...
My wife raises animals and also sells medicines
She's a farmercist
(based on a true story)
That's it !!! I'm boycotting any store that sells stuff....
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
I'm going to sell my Hoover
It's just collecting dust.
A salesperson came to my door yesterday trying to sell me a coffin.
I told him, "That's the last thing I need".
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
What do you call a biker gang that sells bread?
Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?
Because they don't know what the woolworths.
Someone told me you sell owls.
Hoo?
(From my daughter. Made me laugh)
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?
What does a pirate do when he wants to sell all his stuff?
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
What do you call someone who sells knock-off handbags?
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...
Business has been Brisk, baby!
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
Elon Musk should sell planes
That could really take off
I want to sell my vacuum
It was just collecting dust.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
Well, it was just collecting dust.
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
People who sell meat and meat products may be disgusting to some people, but.....
People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.
I decided to sell my vacuum...
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
I had to sell my Hoover today.
It was just collecting dust.
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
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