A list of puns related to "Scat"
Itβs udderly disgusting
Doodoo rag.
We were at a bookstore, and my dad was looking at animal field guides:
Me: Hey look, this one says it's for "Texas Wildlife Scats and Tracks."
Dad: Oh yeah? Picks it up
Me: Yeah! With that you'd be able to to tell who's poops were who's.
Dad: Well yeah, it's scratch and sniff.
Said it so matter of fact that I almost missed it.
Shampoo.
Scat
Jazz.
I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.
Scat
We had a friend in town this weekend whose flight was this afternoon, so she was staying at the house for a while after my wife and I left for work. About halfway through my commute I was overtaken by a terrible sense of dread and panic that I forgotten to flush the toilet and our friend was going to come face to face with a semi-fresh dookie when she went to the restroom.
I was so mortified at this that I preemptively texted her to warn her and requested that she please, for both our sake's, flush the toilet prior to lifting the lid. We may never know whether I needed to send that text-- it was a real Schrodinger Scat situation.
This is sort of a TIFU, but I have no idea if I actually did and I'm not sure she would have the heart to tell me anyway.
Does a bear scat in the woods?
(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)
The forecast called for scat showers
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