What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?

Doodoo rag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooBooDingDing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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Scat fetishists have shit taste in porn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/masta666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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Scats and Tracks

We were at a bookstore, and my dad was looking at animal field guides:

Me: Hey look, this one says it's for "Texas Wildlife Scats and Tracks."

Dad: Oh yeah? Picks it up

Me: Yeah! With that you'd be able to to tell who's poops were who's.

Dad: Well yeah, it's scratch and sniff.

Said it so matter of fact that I almost missed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigKiss_LittleHug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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They call it scatting because it sounds so shitty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasintoast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I went to my cousin and said β€œskattadly bop biddop.” He didn’t like it so I replied β€œskiddly bip skattup.”

There’s more than one way to Scat a Kin.

Note: couldn’t crosspost from r/dadjokes. Just reposted my own post...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredkid03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What’s the cleanest type of poo?

Shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What’s the shittiest type of music?

Scat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tonynferno
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's a rabbit's favourite kind of music?

Jazz.

I know you were thinking Hip Hop, but they actually like to scat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfslshlps
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What's Carol Baskin's husband's favorite music?

Scat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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No telling what was in there

We had a friend in town this weekend whose flight was this afternoon, so she was staying at the house for a while after my wife and I left for work. About halfway through my commute I was overtaken by a terrible sense of dread and panic that I forgotten to flush the toilet and our friend was going to come face to face with a semi-fresh dookie when she went to the restroom.

I was so mortified at this that I preemptively texted her to warn her and requested that she please, for both our sake's, flush the toilet prior to lifting the lid. We may never know whether I needed to send that text-- it was a real Schrodinger Scat situation.

This is sort of a TIFU, but I have no idea if I actually did and I'm not sure she would have the heart to tell me anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LapTrap
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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The Jungle Book is a movie that answers the age old question:

Does a bear scat in the woods?

(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laringar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I'm glad it only rained water today

The forecast called for scat showers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailedBasilisk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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I went to my cousin and said β€œskattadly bop biddop.” He didn’t like it so I replied β€œskiddly bip skattup.”

There’s more than one way to Scat a Kin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredkid03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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