Yodel Puns

Please form an orderly, orderly, orderly queue.

Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

Layheehoo, it is

please form an orderlyorderlyorderly line.

Why didn't they just call it a yodilling pickle

…..little old lady.....

….little old lady who?...….

….oh wow, you know how to yodel !!

Old lady who? I didn’t know you yodelled. (Say out loud for full dad joke intensity)

So I am going on my first international business trip and it is to Switzerland. I receive a text from gramps out of the blue, "I heard you are going to learn how to yodel. Say in a high pitch voice 'a little old lady who!'"

me: Facepalm. "Love you too Grandpa"

You’ll have to form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

orderly orderly orderly queue

The receptionist said, "If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue".

Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue

Unfortunately Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

Layheehoo

Who's there?

Old lady

Old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel.

Oh, I didn't know you could yodel.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel.

<audibly groans> there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!!