My wife was going through our wardrobe and said

β€œLook at this, it still fits me after 25 years!”

I said, β€œit’s a scarf”

Apologize if this is a repost of some kind, my grandpa just sent me this as a text with his very limited energy. I wanted to honor his out-of-nowhere dad humor even in his old age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blame-RS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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It was so cold outside yesterday, that we took a man into our home, out of the kindness of our hearts...

We felt so sorry for him because the poor guy was completely covered in snow, but this morning, he had just vanished!

Not a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!

The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!

That's the thanks we get for being good to people?!

I'm warning all of you to watch out for this man!

He is a heavy set, white guy, wearing nothing but a scarf.

He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny, they look like sticks.

Whatever you do, don't bring him into your house!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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