Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
Salad puns are underrated
There’s another bacterial salad outbreak...
Yet lettuce romaine calm 🤦🏻♂️
You must be a salad
Because I like how you’re dressing.
I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
Why did the nudist not like the caesar salad?
Did you see that post about Caesar's salad?
When you finish all the ranch on your salad, you’ve effectively undressed the salad.
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?
What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
Lettuce pray.
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time. 😎
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, y’all.
How do you make a Caesar salad?
You take a regular salad and stab it 27 times
I made a chicken salad this morning...
My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad...
I told her she's mixing apples and oranges.
We were eating caesar salad, then i stabbed it.
‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
Have you ever had a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone, no dressing.
What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
I think I will never have the Neverland-Ranch on my salad again.
A waitress asked me: “Soup or salad?”
I said just a regular salad would be fine
Wife: I know you don’t like olives, but there are so many in this salad. I can’t get them out.
What do you call leftover salad?
Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.
What kind of tomatoes do you put on a Caesar salad
What happened when the chicken sees a salad.
Me: What’s the cowboys favorite salad dressing?
I’d like a salad with my pizza.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
Can you make a radicchio salad without any radicchio?
No, that would be radicchio-less.
Why did the astroid return his salad?
Heard about the newlywed salad?
Dad: hey son what’s corn’s favorite salad?
Dad: a cob salad!
Son: dad, quit it with the corny jokes.
I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad
But there was none Romaine-ing
I would make you a salad
But I don’t have the thyme
I made a salad when the tomato rolled off the counter
As it landed upon my foot, I exclaimed
I took a Tomato Tomato!!
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was trying to ketchup.
I made a salad I call "The Trump"
Ingredients are: Lime, Peach & Mint.
We wanted to buy salad
but the store wouldn't lettuce...
Scientists are saying salads are soon to be a thing of the past.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ❤️
What did the priest say to the salad?
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