It must be because they're always getting twenty winks
HyberNation
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
Ministop
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
βOfficer, the sign clearly says to βpet area.ββ
Guess weβll call him Eggplant now
...he just couldn't part with it.
You will be mist
I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.
She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.
Don't pinch me.
The rest were not E
Only because it has two shifts
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!π
So far all I have is 9.
Asymmetry
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
I said but the box says enough for 2 weeks?
The dr said.. thatβs right.
RIP.
Eclipse it.
I said yes. The others were all nines and tens.
Turns out he was resisting a rest
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
Dad: "Where's the rest of the body?"
Because all the other letters are Not-Cs
An undercover cop.
