I’m reading dummy’s for dummies
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
They go through countless papers to no avail, until finally one of them finds one that holds the information they seek.
"I think this one might contain the answers we need!" the first scientist says
He reads the abstract, it's on point
He goes through the main body of the text, and finds it extraordinarily enlightening
But before he gets to the end, a gust of wind blows the last few pages over the river.
"Oh no, I really wanted to read their summary" he says.
The other scientist goes: "The river is broad, surely I can hop over it"
"I think that's a bad idea" the first scientist says
"Why?" asks the second scientist
"Well, we were always taught that we should not jump to conclusions"
Edit: changed a word
He was dying to know what happens.
It turns out this whole time I’ve been bike-curious.
I’ve really groan as a person.
I guess you'd say I'm cure-ious.
Thanks ladies and germs! Tip your servers!
They really want to get into the soft-wear industry.
Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.
The knights that designed it were named Sir Cular and Sir Cumference. Rumor has it they were both obsessed with eating pi.
It might be because he's never sighted
Wikiwikiwikipedia.
It makes a lot of scents when you think about it
Due to low selfie steam.
Because his Visa didn’t work.
They are calling it the Millennium Falcon.
6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
Ex-berry-ments
A few years ago a group of researchers was working to find out if the shape of a snail's shell is at all dependent on aerodynamics. One of the ways to test this is to give the snails different shells in different shapes to see how this impacts them.
Obviously, they needed a baseline measure. The researchers decided the baseline--instead of being the shell that came with the snail--should be the snail with no shell.
Many thought that the removal of the shell would allow the snails to move more quickly but the researchers found that when they removed the shells from the snails they became more sluggish.
The capital of Ireland.....
Because its Dublin everyday
It was a grant piano.
Tie-land.
It was a pullet surprise.
That 6 out of 10 people
Do your own research.
Sign language
Because a toothbrush works better
No?.. I should really start doing Somoa research..
LGBBQ
Accord-ing to research, they consider it their Civic duty. But the study was a Pilot program.
In hindsight, I probably should have written it on paper!
Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.
It was a degree requirement.
Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation
https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/
Ask them their age. If they start stomping their foot, they're on Ivermectin.
They are known as the Fighting Virish
Turns out it’s a non-prophet organisation.
Turns out its a non-prophet organization
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
