I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
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Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.
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︎ May 04 2021
Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?
Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!
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︎ May 05 2021
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donβt resort to violins and anger if you donβt notice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people
Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.
It was a degree requirement.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing
A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation
https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Researchers Say King Tut Was Exceptional At At The Trumpet
But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootinβ Common
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.
They are known as the Fighting Virish
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
A genius researcher stormed into my office today
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
We successfully went back in time and got Isaac Newton and Shakespeare to complete each other's research
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Market research.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldnβt find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Research paper
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Researchers are studying beavers when clocks were put in their homes
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What does every Physics Research starts with?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Iβm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A guy started a company that honors construction workers.
After years of research he started selling bouquets of laminate, hardwood and tile. He became the first floorist.
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︎ May 17 2021
Iβve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just canβt pick one.
It turns out this whole time Iβve been bike-curious.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I like watching videos of whales.
It's for research porpoises.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why did the scientist researching death and the afterlife kill himself?
He was dying to know what happens.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Leek in the boat
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Studyβs show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They wonβt rest until they find a cure.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
βNationβs Geologists demand more money for Marijuana researchβ I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a soda researcher?
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︎ Sep 12 2018
Accordion to research...
95% percent of people don't notice when you replace a word with an instrument.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?
It was a topical vacation
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I have spent everyday this year researching dad jokes for this sub.
Iβve really groan as a person.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
NOT A JOKE - I Need Help with Dad Joke Research
Hello, I'm a student and Iβm building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.
Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I was doing research on the presidents of the USA
And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Research finds taller people sleep longer
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︎ Jul 03 2019
To steal someone's research material on plague is to
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What do despicable me minions use for research?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
So I was researching about Atheism...
Turns out itβs a non-prophet organisation.
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︎ May 26 2021
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out its a non-prophet organization
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people donβt notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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