I was researching about Atheism

Turns out it's a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.

Sign language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hobpobkibblebob
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?

Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shreya_shree
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Research shows that left handed people waste more food than right handed people

Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.

It was a degree requirement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing

A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation

https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spirito_santo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Researchers Say King Tut Was Exceptional At At The Trumpet

But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootin’ Common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robhocker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.

They had terrible sauces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.

They are known as the Fighting Virish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?

I guess they successfully cured cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewlius_Ceizure
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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A genius researcher stormed into my office today

What's the big idea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?

It's Pierre-reviewed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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We successfully went back in time and got Isaac Newton and Shakespeare to complete each other's research

Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Market research.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.

I wound up using cellular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Research paper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Researchers are studying beavers when clocks were put in their homes

It’s about dam time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tim55431
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What does every Physics Research starts with?

A Quest_ion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abionic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Dad Joke Research Center

My 14yo son drew this comic on his whiteboard, someone said I ought to post it here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JakesDoorComics/comments/j2f29l/dad_joke_research_center/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanstanwyk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A guy started a company that honors construction workers.

After years of research he started selling bouquets of laminate, hardwood and tile. He became the first floorist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I’ve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just can’t pick one.

It turns out this whole time I’ve been bike-curious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stlredbird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I like watching videos of whales.

It's for research porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrexOtter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why did the scientist researching death and the afterlife kill himself?

He was dying to know what happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Leek in the boat
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.

They won’t rest until they find a cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woof_574
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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β€œNation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a soda researcher?

A fizzisist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DAQ47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Accordion to research...

95% percent of people don't notice when you replace a word with an instrument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samarpaul77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?

It was a topical vacation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecksface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I have spent everyday this year researching dad jokes for this sub.

I’ve really groan as a person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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NOT A JOKE - I Need Help with Dad Joke Research

Hello, I'm a student and I’m building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.

Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats2easy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_samdwich_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I was doing research on the presidents of the USA

And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Research finds taller people sleep longer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superfudging
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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To steal someone's research material on plague is to

Plaguerize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do despicable me minions use for research?

Grugle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.

He was a ceiling fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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So I was researching about Atheism...

Turns out it’s a non-prophet organisation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimvandashian
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I was researching about Atheism

Turns out its a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nederpower
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreninjaTube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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