I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
Scientists in Dublin are assisting in the research for a covid vaccine.
They are known as the Fighting Virish
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
A genius researcher stormed into my office today
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
We successfully went back in time and got Isaac Newton and Shakespeare to complete each other's research
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Researchers are studying beavers when clocks were put in their homes
What does every Physics Research starts with?
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I’ve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just can’t pick one.
It turns out this whole time I’ve been bike-curious.
Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They won’t rest until they find a cure.
Why did the scientist researching death and the afterlife kill himself?
He was dying to know what happens.
“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.
Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?
It was a topical vacation
Accordion to research...
95% percent of people don't notice when you replace a word with an instrument.
I have spent everyday this year researching dad jokes for this sub.
I’ve really groan as a person.
To steal someone's research material on plague is to
What do you call a soda researcher?
What do despicable me minions use for research?
NOT A JOKE - I Need Help with Dad Joke Research
Hello, I'm a student and I’m building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.
Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)
I was doing research on the presidents of the USA
And my computer froze on the 35th one.You got to be John F kidding me.
Research finds taller people sleep longer
Teacher: You need to have a hook in your research paper. Me:
Why was the doctor doing diarrhia research scared?
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
What's a researcher's favourite airline?
Question Air.
>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<
Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .
All Write!
All Write!
All Write!
My son was recording some audio for homework
Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."
Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"
Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out its a non-prophet organization
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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