Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.

They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Chinese food take away: $10. Cab fare to get it: $6. Getting back home and realising they forgot one of your containers....

Riceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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Just realised it’s Pancake Day....

That crepèd up on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashypants82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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You do realise that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What did the Captain of the Evergreen Cargo ship say when he realised he'd messed up?

Damn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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When we arrived at the playground, I realised my son secretly brought the cat with him. I was about to be angry at him...

...but then I decided to let it slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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After mathematicians wondered for many years about the rational numbers, they realised there's more!

It was radical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeetsampat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Early realisation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......

......... The Times are really Rough!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Scientists have realised that trees have a way of communicating with each other...

It's called What Sap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised he’s a communist

Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicki_vicki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"

The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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As my wife gazes at our son, I realise we are polar opposites ...

She's thinking: I want another boy...

And I'm thinking: Boy, you want another...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.

I'm going vegan today.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I just realised something

Nothing actually starts with an N and ends with a G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PupuTheToaster
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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The moment I realise I lost my voice __________

I was speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyb3rbot2003
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...

Because their raisin bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairy_Swinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My girlfriend and I just realised we’re into the same 90’s pop bands

We’re so β€˜NSYC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlietd76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Took too long to realise

A ball is just a roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e_godbole
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I hate it when I see an old person...

....and realise we went to school together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.

Boy, was my face red!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I didn't realise it was almost sunrise

But then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leeuw96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I bought 10 bees in the store last week but when i got home i realised I actually had 11

I guess one was a free-bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My wife gave birth to our baby boy otw to the hospital...

We named him Carson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cromlorde
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?

Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I just realised

Military barbers shave their privates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovietLorax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Couldn't understand why my dog was totally motionless....

Then I realised, it was on paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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how do you not realise you should stop after one twist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I was about to make a pun about Planes but then i realised it would never take off

If you've seen this pun before i didn't copy it, it is Just an easy pun to think of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuripelkmans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then i realised "am i really this shellfish"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anti-vaxxer-hater
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I realised I was dyslexic when I attended a toga party

dressed as a goat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I realised jokes without punchline are funnier

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bandenman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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My local church recently held a masquerade themed dinner and whilst the priest was saying grace I suddenly realised...

It was a blessing in disguise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonresidentialdot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I saw a beautiful drawing of a fig last week and I just realised why I haven't been able to stop thinking about it,

It was a fig meant for my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctikavanian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?

A private tutor

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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As I turned up to the funeral in a donkey costume, that's when I realised

I've made an ass of myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.

Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just realised it’s been years since I did the hokey pokey

I guess I forgot what it’s all about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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I couldn't realise why the baseball was just floating in the air.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewan2006
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I realised I was ugly when ...

the Uber driver that dropped me off got a fine for littering

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Then I realised I was playing the bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClaraLaraMeadie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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