Completing Puns

We will update you as the situation unfolds.

I ran out of thyme.

Me: “Chamorro? It’s Chursday.”

A meme away. A meme away.

They were charged with re-belling.

I think they meant Eh-sexual.

Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."

Mee: "You are not coming in."

Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

"That's slander, man."

Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango crazy

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

Because there’s always room for improvement.

But he was 0K.

I have no idea when they’re going to resurface.

I guess he’s just Biden his time.

Good players are hard to find.

Can’t say that I’m surprised.

It's really quite remarkable!

It's a hostal takeover.

It’s all Maple leaf

Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.

He took a leek

It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.

Or Can I say I graduated my Bachelor's Degree?

“oon”.

That's a first degree burn.

he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is”

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

100%

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

I stand corrected

I was like 0mg.

Not sure if links to videos are allowed here but I made a sketch that’s on topic so I hope you enjoy.

He turned to me and said it's no problem. At this stage it's just a pane.

It appears completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.

"Oh, haven't you herd?"

Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion

So this is a true story, and maybe I’ll go to hell for telling it, but I expect I’ll meet the actual perpetrator there:

At baseball practice last night, a coach asked if I’d seen the rabbit — the dead one. What? He had me look by a fence where there wasn’t a dead bunny, but HALF of one: Literally (and eerily) just the bottom half, with the top completely missing. Still shuddering over this.

Properly disposed of it and was feeling unsettled, but sprung right back to true dad form when he jokingly accused me of harming the rabbit. I told him that he knew it couldn’t have been me — I’ve never been one to split hares

Can’t say I’m surprised.

Can't say I'm surprised.

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.