Completed Puns

A list of puns related to "Completed"

My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning

It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.

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👤︎ u/StuntsMonkey
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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I've completed 4 years of being single today.

Or Can I say I graduated my Bachelor's Degree?

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👤︎ u/sairohit21
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient....

he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''

''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.

she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.

what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?

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👤︎ u/404--File-Not-Found
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a

Flying Saucer

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👤︎ u/stent_kush
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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My friend has completed his life-long dream of visiting Chernobyl

He now radiates happiness.

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👤︎ u/LeonXBB
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...

The New River Gorge.

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👤︎ u/Campagnolo412
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Elon Musk just completed his SpaceX warp drive, and Blue Origin can't compete.

He's light-years ahead of the competition now.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What did the manager at the animation studio say when they completed a movie?

Teamwork makes the Dreamworks

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👤︎ u/CookieMess110717
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I’ve just completed a self defense course…

I wouldn’t recommend anyone attack me in slow motion now…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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what did they tell the student who just completed college?

UNI-d to get to work

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👤︎ u/confnused
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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I successfully completed the "No Shave November" challenge.

I also lost my job as a barber in the process.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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The maintenance staff at my apartment complex left me popcorn to say that they completed my service request while I was out. imgur.com/GAiToyX
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👤︎ u/piccit
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today.

It's my thirty-second birthday.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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"I've almost completed a crossword. I was wondering if you could help me," I told this girl on the train.

"I just need one more word. Six letters...another word for 'material'."

She said, "That's fabric."

"It's pretty great, isn't it?" I replied. "But my name isn't Rick."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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I just completed my first marathon in the Middle East.

Iran to Iraq

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👤︎ u/Hepzilla
📅︎ Apr 28 2018
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I heard that they used to have a special name for those who completed a degree at Culinary Schools...

Spatula of Arts.

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👤︎ u/TR_Ollington
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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Told my dad a joke, he completed the circle..

Me: An attorney is defending a man being sued for walking around town in his underwear. It was a brief case. Ahahahahaha

Dad: I heard it was a hard one though bahaha

Me: Dammit!

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👤︎ u/Andhareall
📅︎ Dec 06 2013
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