Despite the fact that Johnny Depp really disappears into his characters, I never seem to have any trouble recognizing him in a movie.
I guess I just have good Depp perception.
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
I’ve posted this before but you guys didn’t recognize the brilliance of it so I’m posting it again because fuck you that’s why
How do you recognize a barbarian?
I can't tell, it's all Greek to me.
Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because he’s been living under a rock.
I thought I recognized that picture of cows from somewhere
turns out, it was a stock photo
How do other Green Lanterns recognize each other?
They all have a familiar ring to them.
I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?
It thought Theodore was a jar.
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club.
However I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
When my mum became a vegan, I couldn't recognize her
It's like I've never seen Her-bivore
A woman woke up from breast augmentation surgery and didn’t recognize herself anymore...
she was having a real identitty crisis
I almost answered the phone when my talkative German brother-in-law was calling me, but thankfully I recognized the number.
Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
What’s the least spoken language in the world?
How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?
Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?
I became a vegetarian
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
So I said lettuce eat.
I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I don’t recognize and my phone says it’s from “Egypt”.”
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”
I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.
I guess my Vision's going bad.
Who is the most recognized exorcist from Mississippi?
Why is it so hard to recognize pilots?
Because they're in da skies.
When you get a bigger bed
I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies
I guess they were encrypted.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
What did one fishing pole say to the other?
The inventor of the elastic waistband has finally been recognized for his contribution to humanity.
He was awarded the No-Belt Prize
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused
I had never met herbivore
So a girl came up tom he other day and said that she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. Honestly I was a bit confused.
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but...
I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore
This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club.
I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.
this girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club
but i've never met herbivore
A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club
But I never met herbivore
Today a woman said she recognized me from her vegetarian club..
..but I'm sure I've never met herbivore.
This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club but I’ve never met herbivore.
A lady said she recognized me from the vegetarian club...
but I swear I had never met herbivore.
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