Who makes the best musical range cookers?
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Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Mountain ranges aren't just funny..
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
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︎ May 12 2020
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it wonβt work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ May 13 2020
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldnβt get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why do T rexes not make great long range snipers?
They are only good with small arms.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Why was the electric range crying?
It didn't have a grill friend.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Why is it pointless to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
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︎ Aug 05 2019
The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds
My merchandise was flying off the shelves!
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I heard the local country club has a brand new driving range...
I want to swing by and see it.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it βA Range Of Tansβ
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Can a ninja attack you from long range?
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I got invited to the shooting range the other day.
I had to decline. Sadly, I donβt have the caliber to go.
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︎ Aug 29 2018
Iβve never gone to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.
Turns out his story was full of holes.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
The Star Trek crew couldnβt use the internet outside of WiFi range.
They didnβt have commander data with them.
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︎ May 28 2019
Did you hear about the insane guy at the gun range
Turns out he just got scammed at Target
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︎ May 26 2019
Michael Jackson was thinking about started a clothing range
He'd have sold billie jeans
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My vocals range isn't very good
I can only Go down so fa.
Note: I'm not a dad and im tired.
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︎ May 10 2018
I always wanted to ride the range solo, like Clint Eastwood...
But my stirrups caught erupted in flames.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Went to the gun range and saw a sad bullet asking for a job.
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︎ Oct 12 2017
I don't don't know what Range eggs are...
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︎ Dec 23 2017
I'm gonna go to a gun range tomorrow, wanna go?
Great, I'll shoot you an email with the details.
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︎ Feb 06 2016
Snack time at the shooting range...
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︎ Apr 27 2014
The Waiter told me "All of our chicken is free-range"
And I replied "He doesn't look very free there on that plate"
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︎ Dec 23 2015
Why do free-range eggs make better comedians?
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︎ Jan 27 2017
At the Driving Range
My dad and I were at the driving range hitting golf balls. He steps up to take a big shot, strains himself a little too hard and simultaneously rips a fart as he hits the ball.
"Hit the shit outta that one!"
I still chuckle when I think about it.
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︎ Apr 10 2014
So I was at the driving range with my Dad
It was cloudy, so the golf ball was hard to see when it was hit. I said to my Dad "I can't see the ball because of the cloud cover." The next ball I hit was painfully bad and rolled onto the grass. My Dad says "There it is".
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︎ Oct 18 2014
I'm a dad, here's my joke: Which range animal likes to graze naked?
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︎ Aug 24 2013
At the driving range.
I was at the driving range with my grandpa and I met his friend.
Friend: You've got a great grandpa. Do you know that?
Grandpa: Great-grandpa! I'm not that old yet.
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︎ Mar 22 2014
Professor asked if anyone knew what "home-range" was in reference to dolphin migratory patterns.
Me: It's Kansas State song.
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︎ Feb 11 2014
Mountain ranges aren't just funny
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldnβt get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
Iβve never been to a gun range before
So I decided to give it a shot
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Iβve never gone to a gun range before.
But I decided to give it a shot!
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︎ Jan 08 2019
I've never been to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
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