whatβs the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?
if youβre promoted, youβll still be fired.
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What range does a Grizzly sing in?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Open range
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldnβt get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
All my jokes seem to lack in range.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Mountain ranges aren't just funny...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?
I bet thereβs gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Bonnie Tyler's new range of biscuits have received good reviews
They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart
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︎ Oct 09 2020
These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My friend tried opening up a driving range to compete with Top Golf.
Not sure if he pulled it off but I know it took a lot of balls to do it.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Michael BublΓ© has released a new toiletries range
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︎ Nov 19 2020
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
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︎ Oct 04 2020
How can you dry a mountain range?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Who makes the best musical range cookers?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
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︎ May 13 2020
Why do T rexes not make great long range snipers?
They are only good with small arms.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Guy single-handedly saving a stuck range rover
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︎ Aug 05 2019
After a lengthy search, I finally found an apartment in my price range where I can have my corgi and my pitbull.
Thank god theres still a-corgi-bull housing out there
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︎ Dec 20 2019
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why was the electric range crying?
It didn't have a grill friend.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I got invited to the shooting range the other day.
I had to decline. Sadly, I donβt have the caliber to go.
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︎ Aug 29 2018
Iβve never gone to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds
My merchandise was flying off the shelves!
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︎ Sep 27 2019
Can a ninja attack you from long range?
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I heard the local country club has a brand new driving range...
I want to swing by and see it.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it βA Range Of Tansβ
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Michael Jackson was thinking about started a clothing range
He'd have sold billie jeans
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︎ Apr 21 2019
The Star Trek crew couldnβt use the internet outside of WiFi range.
They didnβt have commander data with them.
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︎ May 28 2019
I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.
Turns out his story was full of holes.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
I went to try my new gun at the range, but couldnβt make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it wonβt work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldnβt get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Mountain ranges aren't just funny..
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Mountain ranges aren't just funny
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Iβve never been to a gun range before
So I decided to give it a shot
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldnβt get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I've never been to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
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