I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire

I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?

He only has small arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I got invited to the shooting range the other day.

I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...

Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillWorkforWhisky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.

Turns out his story was full of holes.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjedi6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Snack time at the shooting range...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?

Trouble-soothing.

My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeCandi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Son got me!

Went shooting at an outdoor range. With my 11 year old boy. After putting 1000 rounds down range, we headed home. While driving home after like 10 mins...

Me, "my ears are messed up, the radio and the tires sound funny".

Son, (holding up three finger) says,"how many fingers am I holding up?"

Me, "What, I said my ears are messed up not my eyes!"

Son, (still holding up his fingers yells at the top of his lungs) "HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?"

Im still laughing!

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A New Year’s folk tale

Bee was making a list for her New Year’s Eve party. She asked her friend Grasshopper for help.

β€œWho should I invite?” β€œHow about those ants that’ve been your next door neighbors for years? You invite them every year.” β€œI guess so… I find them a bit old-fashioned though.” β€œI think they’re quaint. Also you should invite the new young ant family down the street.” β€œYeah, they seem so nice.”

Bee sent out most of her invites but in her rush forgot her next door neighbors. New Year’s Eve came and the party started at Bee’s house. Grasshopper came early to help Bee out as always, and noticed the unsent invites on the counter. Oh well, too late. The doorbell rang and Grasshopper went to open the door. It was the ants from next door.

And so it came to be that Grasshopper said to himself on New Year’s Eve:

β€œShoot, the older quaint ants Bee forgot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneFootTitan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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