I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?
You know what's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It was raining this morning and my wife had to drive right past where I work, so I said 'Will you give me a lift?'
She said 'Have you lost weight? Nice shirt, by the way, and your hair looks fantastic.'
Since it started raining my wife just stares sadly through the stupid window …
If it gets any worse, I guess I’ll have to let her in.
Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa
What do you call a storm that’s raining cats and dogs?
Me: <receives phone notification> "Ooh, it's supposed to start raining in 2 minutes"
Wife: "It's sunny outside"
Me: <continuing> "...the rain will be light."
Where do you hang your clothes to dry if it's raining in Ireland?
Why do posts about headlights when it's raining always make lots of karma?
It’s raining today. My wife asked me to get her an umbrella. I said why you’re not made of sugar.
She was pretty salty after that.
It was raining cats and dogs today.
An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.
“Is it raining or snowing, Joseph?”
Cant go outside because it is raining cats with no dogs
What do you call a person who proposes while it is raining in Houston?
It’s raining cats and dogs!
Don’t step in a poodle!
Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD
What type of deer do you see outside when it's raining?
It's raining cats and dogs where I am.
In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.
Is it raining? (x-post from /r/unexpected)
My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.
U warned her not to step in a poodle.
You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?
I’m standing in a poodle right meow.
I came back home from college last night and it's been raining dad jokes ever since.
I was combing my dad's hair when I realised they're too long for them to sit still on his head and he goes "don't worry, let them stand. they'll sit on their own when they're tired from all that standing". xD
It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.
I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.
What did the courting owl say when it was raining?
If it's been raining where you live, watch out for pilgrims
It's that time of year; April showers bring Mayflowers
Is it raining today?
https://i.imgur.com/kWYuWj4.gifv
Discussing going to Disneyland today (it's raining)
Sister: "hmm, I wonder what Disneyland is like in the rain."
Dad: "Wet."
It's raining outside. Guy at my job says, "I hope it keeps up."
I say, "Why's that?"
He says, "So it doesn't come down."
You're not allowed to swim while it's raining
What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.
Son: By law, you are actually required to turn on your headlights if if is raining in Sweden
Dad: Okay, but how the hell do I know if it’s raining in Sweden?
You know its raining cats and dogs...
when you step in a poodle
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
By law, you have to turn on your headlights if it is raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know whether it is raining there?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
It’s raining cats and dogs outside
I just stepped in a poodle.
How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step into a poodle.
It's raining cats and dogs outside!
I just stepped in a poodle!
If it's raining cats and dogs, is it raining furryously?
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