The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!
I choked on a quarter last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
I received a break-up note from a quarter.
A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.
He said it was his life savings.
Doctor: “How is the boy who swallowed the quarter?”
I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity....
I now have $5.999,999,75c left.
They rescheduled the quarterly pogo stick competition.
They had to wait for the he spring.
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
I won a $1million in the lottery last night and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have 999.999.75 left.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
I swallowed a coin by accident
A mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he could behave..
“Why do I always have to pay you to be good”
Why can’t you be a good for nothing like your dad
Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?
He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!
What did the dollar say say to the 4 quarters
Where do magicians get quarters?
Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.
Dad looked at me, shrugged and said “Inflation.”
My mom found a 1975 quarter online for $150. Here’s how it went
i look up the coin online and it is worth $6 in mint condition and tell her the value
My mom: we should ask if they’ll negotiate
Me: we should buy it and see if we can flip it.
I’m 16 and fear for my future kids.
What is the cheapest animal?
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
Somebody crop him in half for a quarter XD
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.
Then I’d have $999,999.75.
What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
If the rapper 50 Cent was cut in half
Would be then be 2 quarters?
Hehehe close quarters....
My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...
I saw 2000 pounds of quarters the other day
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar?
I won a million dollars playing the lottery and donated a quarter of it to my favorite charity.
What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
He wanted his Quarter back.
I made a “Quarter Pounder”
They tortured George Washington after he died.
They had him drawn and quartered.
When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
If a servant's quarters is too big....
It will be called a servant's whole
When doing end of quarter inventory,
Any help you can get really counts.
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
What do you call it when it rains quarters?
What did 50Cent do when he got hungry?
When I was younger, my Dad used to throw quarters at me whenever I acted stupidly.
He said, “Maybe that’ll knock some cents into you.”
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