Exasperated, I threw my hands up in the air and shouted at my wife, "I'm not a complete idiot!" She smiled at me and purred, "I know honey."

"Some parts are missing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I was joking about my cat purring at long last, and found out that my friend gets it. imgur.com/CxTRf4S
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Forrester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Everyone knows that Superman’s Dad is Jor-El, but his germophobic uncle is relatively unknown.

Pur-El.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If a cat broke your computer...

Would it be that an error has o-purred ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiKi-r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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Watching some March Madness and...

My dad claims that Purdue is playing like "Pur-doo-doo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esaltzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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