Steve Purell
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📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I just realized Christmas and hand sanitizer are opposite

Christmas is Noel, while hand sanitizer is Purell.

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👤︎ u/Rosemourne
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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Got me twice in 10 seconds...

My dad keeps some hand sanitizer on-hand next to him in his car. As my dad was driving, I saw that there was a bit of hand sanitizer that had spilled onto his cup holder.

Me: Hey dad, did you spill purell?

Dad: P-U-R-E-L-L.

Me: What?

Dad: You asked me if I spelled purell, but I didn't so now I did!

Me: groans Okay Dad, did you spill purell?? [Emphasized pronunciation of word]

Dad No I didn't spill purell... because that's germ-x.

Me: groaning intensifies

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👤︎ u/JIKAN_DESU
📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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