Because he is In a cent
He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.
He was always very in-a-cent.
Me: Sure, tell me one son. My Son: Did you know that Lincoln had a guard with him at the theater where he was shot, but that the guard left to go across the street to have a drink and that's why Lincoln wasn't guarded when he was shot? Me: No, son, I had no idea. My Son: But that's not all. It was the same bar that John Wilkes Booth was waiting in before going to kill the president. Me: So did they see each other? My Son: I'm not sure dad. I'm thinking Booth might have been waiting to see if he would come in before he went over to shoot Lincoln. Me: I wonder if the guard came in, and Booth ask him if he could buy him a shot?!?!? My Son: audibly smacks head
I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."
- Where do hamsters live?
Hamsterdam
- What do we call a non-pro hamster?
Hamasteur
- Who is the president of hamsters?
Abrahamster Lincoln
- Which website has the hamster movie?
Xhamster dot com
- Why do hamsters eat sunflower seed?
Because they're hungry
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
We were having cake to celebrate Mother's Day with my Mom. My Dad decides to ask us:
"Mom's pretty great. You know what she'd be called if she were president?"
"No."
"BABEraham Lincoln."
They were talking about our 16th president. Dad looks at me and said "do you think Abe Lincoln would have driven a jeep?" I look at him puzzled..then he says "I think he would have driven a Lincoln!"
Dad: Which president was the least guilty?
Me: I dunno, who?
Dad: President Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.
Because he was in a cent
It's because he's in a cent.
He's in a cent.
Which American President was least guilty?
Lincoln. He was in a cent.
