Roosevelt Puns

A list of puns related to "Roosevelt"

One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMus3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?

The Navy hates leaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amart612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther

The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logoman4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?

It thought Theodore was a jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolayte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Alice Roosevelt, daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, had a long-time extramarital affair with Senator William Borah. They had an illegitimate daughter together, Paulina Longworth, who Alice referred to as "Aurora Borah Alice" [from /r/todayilearned] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilvikstrom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Which of the presidents never committed any crimes?

Lincoln, because he is in-a-cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnglazedDonuts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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