8 Hilarious Roosevelt Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt

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👤︎ u/TheMus3

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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Why was the captain of the USS Roosevelt relieved of command?

The Navy hates leaks.

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👤︎ u/amart612

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther

The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself

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👤︎ u/logoman4

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?

It thought Theodore was a jar.

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👤︎ u/allanon101

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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I bet Eleanor Roosevelt could turn on a dime.

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👤︎ u/nolayte

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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Alice Roosevelt, daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, had a long-time extramarital affair with Senator William Borah. They had an illegitimate daughter together, Paulina Longworth, who Alice referred to as "Aurora Borah Alice" [from /r/todayilearned] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali…

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👤︎ u/emilvikstrom

📅︎ Dec 22 2014

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Did you hear? President Roosevelt was a pirate.

He went by the name of F.D. Arrrrr.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Nov 23 2016

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Which of the presidents never committed any crimes?

Lincoln, because he is in-a-cent.

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👤︎ u/UnglazedDonuts

📅︎ Feb 24 2017

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