" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.
..Dozen tit?
Which was really strange, since I'd thought that I had left her at home looking after the kids.
Turns out he just needed a little space.
The Earth answered: "Shore"
Two palms, no dates.
She told me to collagen.
franchise.
She was checking me out!
As we were both on the rebound.
If you asked me, she should have made her username Capridaughter.
It was Sir Eel.
The top half of his body was North Korean, while the bottom half was South Korean.
She was my Seoul mate.
I wasn't sure if it was her or the beer talking.
They where some pretty fun-gis
His name was Sir Gay.
Started off in-human.
I’m not very good at small talk.
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither
He was a fungi
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
He told me that sounds like snow much fun
one long Ted Talk
The fact a body was attached to it made it a dead giveaway.
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
Arthrites.
But I don’t know... I still say there’s something fishy about him.
We are crazy about each other.
It really is a sign of the times.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible
He said his name was optimist prime
Hebrew.
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
He had a concubine harvester.
Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!
Huge axeman
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was incredible
Sounds strange, Dozen tit?
Dozen tit?
My wife : That sounds strange.
Me : Dozen tit
She says she either feels very manic, or quite depressed - never a happy medium.
(According to my facebook memories, I made this one up 7 years ago!)
