Windmills
Two windmills near Palm Springs were chatting and the one turns to the other and asks:
“What music do you like?”
The other windmill thinks for a while and responds:
“I’m a metal fan”
Overheard this dad joke in the cafeteria
I was sitting in the cafeteria for lunch yesterday and chatting with my fellow volunteers when one of them pulls out one of those shaker bottles that people mix up protein powder in. Hers just had water in it, but she hadn't taken out the metal shaker.
Without skipping a beat, the man on my left perks up and says, "Wow, that's some fancy spring water you've got there!"
Cue the groans.
