What do you call a broke pill popper?

A pill pauper

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2019
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Just recently found out that Dr. Pimple Popper has a TV show on TLC.

How do they squeeze an hour out of that?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_artista
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2018
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I told my dad I ordered a popcorn popper for roasting my own coffee...

...he replied, "Cool beans, LOL"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/astromaddie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2014
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Party Poppers

I went home for my little sister's birthday tonight. Exams + student, I bought her a bag of 50 party poppers. Me and my Dad popped some to scare her, and my other sister came into the room asking why she wasn't given any party poppers. Dad replies "That's because you're a party pooper". Godammit, Dad!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bloodjedi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2013
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What did the daddy pimple say to the baby pimple?

Conme to Popper!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingkaplan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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