Poppers Puns

A list of puns related to "Poppers"

Did you hear that a judge has demanded Dr. Pimple Popper grab any person off the street and remove pus-filled sacs within their skin?

It's a seize and de-cyst order!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call a broke pill popper?

A pill pauper

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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Just recently found out that Dr. Pimple Popper has a TV show on TLC.

How do they squeeze an hour out of that?

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👤︎ u/le_artista
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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I told my dad I ordered a popcorn popper for roasting my own coffee...

...he replied, "Cool beans, LOL"

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👤︎ u/astromaddie
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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Party Poppers

I went home for my little sister's birthday tonight. Exams + student, I bought her a bag of 50 party poppers. Me and my Dad popped some to scare her, and my other sister came into the room asking why she wasn't given any party poppers. Dad replies "That's because you're a party pooper". Godammit, Dad!

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👤︎ u/Bloodjedi
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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