Sigmund Puns

A list of puns related to "Sigmund"

Once Sigmund was wrongfully admitted to the psych ward.

His psychiatrist was sent to prison for committing Freud.

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👤︎ u/theearlofcrankcase
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Sigmund's done working

His brain is freud

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👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Sigmund's done for the day

His brain's Freud

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👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What does Sigmund feel when he's watching a horror movie?

He feels afreud.

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👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...

It was an id bracelet.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What would you call a psychologist who doesn't do his taxes?

A Sigmund Fraud.

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👤︎ u/MJ23isgod
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Pink Freud imgur.com/b1v1BRa
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👤︎ u/quooo
📅︎ Sep 16 2015
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Was watching "What about Bob?" last night...

Dr. Leo Martin: "I just want some peace and quiet!"

Bob: "Okay, i'll be quiet."

Sigmund "Siggy": "And i'll be peace!"

Siggy is going to be a great dad some day.

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👤︎ u/MattieWookie69
📅︎ Jul 06 2014
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