Sigmund Freud walked into a bra

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Pink Freud
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I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

FΓΌnf.

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It's like Freud always said...

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

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Einstein and Freud once were having a conversation. Freud was talking about inner family romantic relationships.

...And Einstein said it was all relatives.

(Not from me, from Josh Fonokalafi)

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Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...

It was an id bracelet.

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I'm a freud of psychoanalysis.
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My Freud loving friend keeps insisting that a pencil is a phallic symbol.

I said, β€œNo, but a pen is.”

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β€œSo you’re telling me all my problems are because I hate my mom?” β€œI’m a-Freud so”
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What did Freud say when he tasted something savoury?

U-mami

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Pink Freud: The Dark side of the Mind
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My friend said he wanted to bang his mom and kill his dad.

I told him that was some freudulent thinking.

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What do you call a chicken with daddy issues?

Kentucky Freud Chicken

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Sigmund's done working

His brain is freud

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Sigmund's done for the day

His brain's Freud

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A new psychology pun in description

Just like others, Psychology puns are usually a Freud! HUH

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My friend David lost his ID...

Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.

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What do you call a psychoanalyst with a sunburn?

Pink Freud

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Gutbusters!

I'm a licensed therapist, and my uncle, who'd been having a problem on his farm, asked me if I could come by and psychoanalyze one of his animals. I refused because, quite honestly, I ain't a Freud of no goats.

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Never trust a psychologist to do your taxes

He may commit tax freud

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Did you hear about the group of duck psychologists?

They were flocking quacks

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What do you call a band made of psychoanalyists?

Pink Freud

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Where do psychologists love to have lunch?

Kentucky Freud Chicken.

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I recently went to a dream interpretation course...

...But turns out it was just a freud. Which is sad, especially because it was aimed at jung people.

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Psychology dad-joke I made today

Teacher - Okay today we're gonna start looking at simple phobias from a psychological perspective

Me - Ugh I was aFreud of that

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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

FΓΌnf.

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What do you call a band made of psychoanalyists?

Pink Freud

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