How many Freudian Slips does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the bulb, and one to hold me, mother hold the ladder.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing
and mean your mother.
Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
The problem with Freudian psychology is that none of his hypotheses are testicle.
*Edit: Testable.
You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?
Itβs when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I like Freudian slips as much as
the next gay
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold his dick... I mean my dad... I MEAN THE LADDER!
A man prone to Freudian Slips wanks into a bra.
What do you call it when a psychiatrist falls down on ice?
A Freudian Slip!
The guy next to me tripped and yelled "Motherfucker!"
Talk about a Freudian slip.
One of my family's most valued heirlooms is a night gown my great-great-grandma bought from a notable psychologist...
It's a Freudian slip
This morning my wife told me our son had high fived her and missed, only to hit her in the face
I told her it was a Freudian Slap
What do you call it when you accidentally take a little bit of someone elseβs drink you really wanted
A freudian sip
Famous psychoanalyst encounters icy footpath.
Freudian slip.
What does a neurotic lingerie model wear?
A Freudian slip.
juxtapose
It's Freudian's law that I had a murphy's slip.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing..
..But mean your Mother.
Freudian Slip:
When you say one thing, but mean your mother
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing....
...and mean your Mother.
A "Freudian slip" is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
I mean "another".
A Freudian slip is saying one thing and meaning a mother.
