Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks
The doctor told me i was wasting time
I entered a pooping contest once
I got turd place
I know a joke about pooping
But itβs shity
I made a graph of all the animals I've observed pooping in my yard.
It's a scatter plot.
I really love pooping...
... but I hate doing the paperwork
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl shouldnβt be a metaphor for pooping
It should be a metaphor for constipation
If you are sitting on the toilet pooping starting at 11:59 and the clock strikes midnight...
It's the same crap, different day.
My wife says she can usually tell when our baby is pooping because he's laughing so much.
I guess he just has a self defecating sense of humor.
Sure, you could eat while youβre pooping.....
But I donβt rectumend it!
The other day, I saw a guy pooping on a car in a parking lot.
If you ask me, that's really fowl behavior.
What did the mathematician do when he had a hard time pooping?
He worked it out with a number two pencil
I donβt like pooping in the morning
Itβs just a real shitty way to start off the day
I used to have a rule about not pooping at work...
But then I got fired for not doing my doodies.
Hear that the Pope started pooping donuts?
Holy shit
I was pooping and finally sent my friend the thousand photos stored on my phone...
It was a great photo dump.
Pooping isn't something you *want* to doβ¦
Pooping is something you do do.
Did you know Tom Brady can go longer than anyone without pooping?
He's a five-time Super Bowel champion.
Edit: Five-time.
Some times I weigh myself before and after pooping...
Just to see how full of shit I really am.
