The Mad Pooper Puns

Just watching the episodes on my DVR, day off and all that. The mad pooper comes on and realized how many of my favorite parts are in this, first and foremost, Lil' Bob, a classic of this show, IMO. But also Louise both hiding as Dr. Lechter in Fronds desk AND telling Tina that she's played with the idea of laying poop bombs but only eats enough to poop once a week, Zeke telling here that after a while he was pooping for Tina. So much good.

So, this morning at work (in Fountain City), there is a giant pile of poop in our parking lot. I am pretty confident it is human poop. I posted a picture of it on facebook and my friend who owns a business on Central in the Old City sent me a picture of her front stoop where someone had pooped yesterday.

There are multiple disorders that are related to pooping in places other than the toilet on purpose, and in children they are mostly related to trauma and stress, sometimes abuse. Zeke didn’t even get in trouble because “his family moves around a lot”, and you know that they have financial issues. It made me feel kind of bad for him. Does anyone else have any thoughts?

Y’all, is this recovery? I just made the most giant, smooth, perfect, unbroken log ever and I’m (not even low key) so proud. Nothing like an ED to make you appreciate the little things in life 💩

We are all tired of 2K and the nonsense, we get it.

We are all tired of spending money constantly, we get it.

We know you're not buying next year, we get it.

If you are dissatisfied with a product, why are you still here? Why be pessimistic towards something that you aren't participating in anyway?

Was at the convenience store at Patton and 45. Made sure it was him before I called the police. They said they were sending someone right away. I waited 25 minutes before I watched him walk away. No officer ever arrived. Great job HPD.

Sometimes it's hungry, sometimes it's tired, sometimes it's angry. Please help.

LTL FTP So this is probably an atypical “I Don't Work Here Lady” story. A little weird since I am the one who purposely asked someone who I know doesn't work there for something. Sorry if it's not what you're expecting and/or longish. TL:DR at the bottom.

I was meandering through the aisles of Whole Wallet picking up a few items we needed but really trying to kill time since my husband was in the pharmacy across the parking lot filling a prescription.

As I rounded the next aisle, I was surprised to see a woman that I'd met at a mutual friend's cocktail party a month or two before. She was talking to another older lady (who I didn't recognize), she was sort of leaning in over one of those smaller carts clearly having a conversation while the older lady was listening and glancing down toward the floor. It didn't seem they were there shopping together but that perhaps they'd seen one another in the aisle and were catching up or something.

I chuckled internally because I remembered, all at once the woman from the party. She had been pleasant but was also sort of odd. She was the kind of person who upon meeting you would ask you a strange question like, “Tell me, what is your passion?” but really so she could tell you something about her. In fact, she had asked me where I lived, only to tell me this obnoxious story about her father owning a [Prime/Famous Piece of Real Estate] in a [Massive Big City] which she lived in for some time in the 70's but “wouldn't you know, he sold it when the market was DOWN! [Prime/Famous Piece of Real Estate]! While it was DOWN! Can you believe it?” *playful shoulder smack* and that she “just hates him for that!”

All of this is instantaneously going through my head. And I'm kind of doing Pro/Con list like: Well, she wasn't AWFUL, she was just a bit over the top.... I HAD hit the wine that evening a good bit... who knows maybe I was looking back at this wrong and maybe her steamrolling story seemed a little intense at the time but she was pleasant enough in general, right?... Maybe that night she'd had a few glasses too many herself? I am slowly rolling my cart down the aisle half way to her and Older Lady #2 covering my two choices: 1. Walk right by and ignore her possibly snubbing her and having it get back to [Mutual Friend] OR 2. Stop and do a quick gushing, “Oh hello there! Remember me from [Mutual Friend's] cocktail party? It's so lovely to see you!” and be on my way. To