I think they're trying to wipe me out.
Im told no one was killed.....but many suffered from soft tissue damage.
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
They thought he was pretty Charmin.
Two ply charmin for my nose bleed. Never felt richer.
They were meant to ply their trade.
I told him "you have some shitty toilet paper dad."
He said "that's Charmin, it's not shitty"
"It is now" ;)
Just for shits
...but it makes my hand feel kinda shitty.
A few years ago, I was in Radiography School with the Army. During our Basic Medical Orientation class, our instructer asked my class to give an example of a soft tissue.
I replied, "I can name two; Charmin and Puffs!"
I spent the remainder of class in the "Front Leaning Rest" position. Well worth it
My family was watching TV and a vacuum commercial came on. My dad said "hey we should get a new vacuum!" My mom said "ChiefCharmin's dad, we already have 3." Dad:"I know, but they all suck."
